one time my uncle bought a tumbleweed so every time one of his students made a bad joke he could roll it across the classroom
this guy was watching the vmas with me and now he’s educating himself how precious is that
he keeps asking me all these questions about aspects of feminism and he’s like “so basically it’s about letting women do what they want without being judged for it” and I was like yea and he was like “oh okay that’s so simple why isn’t everyone a feminist” it’s precious
*whispers* Its almost hoodie season
Which means stick to well lit and highly populated areas at night if you’re Black.
Why are guys so obsessed with their dicks? We’ll be like “Mothers have the right to breastfeed their baby in public!” And without fail, dudes chime in with, “Does that mean I can pull my dick out in public? Can I urinate in public?” Chill the fuck out. This isn’t about your dick. You are already allowed to have your nipples out in public, sit the fuck down.
sorry I wasn’t ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 32 episodes of this new show I found
I am 230% sure the reason why Odin is wearing only one glove is because with the eye patch he can’t see it and has no idea he is still wearing it
I can’t even begin to describe the brilliance of this segment.
i’m screaming. she’s fucking awesome. anyone know where this can be found as an actual video?
as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery